If Glenn Beck (and Fox) can be so insensitive as to have a rally at the steps of the Lincoln Memorial on the same day that Martin Luther King gave his I had a dream speech then what are they bitching about a Muslim community center two blocks away from the World Trade Center. Beck says he has a “right” to hold his rally. Why are his rights more important that the rights of the people who are building Park51.

In my humble opinion this is truly the best pro American video ever made. In honer of Glenn Beck’s  stupid Fox get together today I post this for you today in an effort to truly bring us together.

She looks GREAT after having kids, doing lots of drugs and drinking. Not to mention having a complete mental breakdown, shaving her head and having to be put in the funny farm. It just goes to show, you can come back from anything and be happy. Oh and look simply marvelous.

Wow, what a cool small person.

Ah life is so hard for my dear sweet Britney. Last week she shows us too much and this week she shows us not quite enough. If she could only sing.

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I am just so tired of people telling me how hung up they think I am about Britney Spears boobies. OK pehaps I am just a bit well shall we say…ah… OK OK she has GREAT TITS. There I said it out loud. (or typed it or something)

But I want you to know that I am more than that. I have diverse interests and I am capable of expanding my likes to many other areas. In this photo you can not even see Brits wonderful bodombos. Let us all look at whats behind this increadible woman.

Britney Spears once again (after a somewhat long cover up) brings her nipples out to get some frappuccino.

So yesterday I prepared a wonderful dinner for my son Zack. Jon Claridge made dinner for a bunch of us. Please tell me which is the best.
Jon’s… First he made the dough then using his really cool press he flattened it out and cut it into long thin strips. He prepared the pasta while poaching eggs.  He had already shredded the cheese and diced the perchutto. Pictured on the left is his extremely tasty dish. Besides tasting really really good it was presented beautifully.
Michael’s… First I opened the Pillsbury Big & Flaky Crescent Rolls. After fumbling to get it open and laying out the dough, I wrapped the Oscar Mayer all beef hotdogs with Velveeta cheese product (I know it’s not really cheese and no one has any idea what is in the stuff) then rolled it up in the dough and placed it in the oven at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. While in the oven I opened the box of Velveeta shells and cheese, boiled the water, poured in the shells and after 10 minutes dumped the water and added the cheese product. You can check out my presentation on the right.
Who wins?
No contest…. I am so lucky to have been invited to a Jon meal. It was wonderful. Oh, Zack loved his pigs in the blanket but only gave me a “C” on the shell & cheese.